office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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