I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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