check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
be right there i have to get my cape
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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