I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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