I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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