I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
