See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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