So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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