what if I'm pregnant?
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There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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