apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Fuck appropriateness.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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