areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
This is my gift to your gina
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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