the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
His hands were made for my vagina.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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