I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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