its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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