you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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