i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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