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He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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