eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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