Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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