Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
The air taste purple.
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