you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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