is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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