i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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