Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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