we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
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