i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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