Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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