I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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