im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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