A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
We're too hungover to prance.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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