He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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