She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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