I'm drive I can fine osifer
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Randomize
