We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
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