Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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