is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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