too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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