Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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