mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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