my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
he just fucked me for my cheese..
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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