so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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