scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I need to calm my uterus...
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Randomize
