I'm eating all of the evidence.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
a search helicopter?!
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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