butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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