Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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