the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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