Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
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thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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