So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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