I look better un-naked...
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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