If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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