Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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