Don't you send me to vm
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
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