I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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