Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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