that's an acceptable place to lick
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
This house was built for laser tag.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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