Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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