Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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